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Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Breaking via Slack:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Shared recently on X:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Spotted on YouTube:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Making waves on Telegram:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Spotted on Slack:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Breaking via Messenger:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

25 shares on Threads this month:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Going viral on TikTok:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Making waves on Threads:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Spotted on X:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Going viral on Snapchat:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Going viral on Twitch:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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