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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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