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Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Making waves on TikTok:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Trending via Discord:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Making waves on X:

I need a day off from myself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Just shared via Reddit:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Going viral on WeChat:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Reddit this month:

People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

14 shares on Discord this month:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Life begins when you can afford it.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Just landed via X:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Freshly posted on Discord:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Just shared via Twitch:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Going bananas on X:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Making waves on Telegram:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Making waves on Messenger:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Seen just now on WeChat:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Just landed via Twitch:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Seen just now on Discord:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

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