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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Going viral on Reddit:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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51 shares on X this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

13 shares on Discord this month:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Being a little freak is my love language.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

37 shares on Threads this month:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I am cassette tape years old.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Breaking via Reddit:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just landed via TikTok:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Live now on Reddit:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Shared recently on Facebook:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Just landed via Reddit:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Just landed via TikTok:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Trending via Slack:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Making waves on Discord:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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