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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Making waves on X:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Live now on WeChat:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Trending via Twitch:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Live now on Reddit:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

39 shares on Twitch this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Live now on Telegram:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Just landed via X:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Just landed via YouTube:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Just landed via Discord:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Spotted on X:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Just landed via Slack:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Seen just now on X:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Making waves on Facebook:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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