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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Just landed via Twitch:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Just shared via Slack:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Seen just now on X:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

Just shared via TikTok:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Going bananas on X:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Breaking via Discord:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Shared recently on X:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Breaking via X:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Live now on Facebook:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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