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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Making waves on Facebook:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Shared recently on Discord:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Trending via TikTok:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Trending via WeChat:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Going viral on Slack:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Just landed via Telegram:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on YouTube this month:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

49 shares on X this month:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,559

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Live now on TikTok:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Just landed via X:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Spotted on Instagram:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Live now on Slack:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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