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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Reported on Twitch:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Just shared via YouTube:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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How do I un-know people?

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Spotted on Instagram:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Breaking via WeChat:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Reported on Snapchat:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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