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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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12,047

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Making waves on Messenger:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Going viral on Discord:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Trending via Telegram:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Going viral on X:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Just shared via Slack:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Funny last name quotes

Funny last name quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to family gatherings and online profiles 😂✨ Whether your surname sparks endless jokes or just a few chuckles, these witty lines celebrate the quirks behind every name 📛😄 Get ready to smile, share, and maybe even start a new tradition of clever last name fun! 🎉📝

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Commentary:
"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
6 months ago
Share →: Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Commentary:
💁‍♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Breaking via X:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Going viral on Discord:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Trending via YouTube:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Seen just now on Discord:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Live now on Pinterest:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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