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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Trending via Twitch:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Trending via Telegram:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Going viral on WeChat:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Making waves on Telegram:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Making waves on X:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Going bananas on Slack:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

74 shares on Twitch this month:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

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15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Trending via Slack:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Trending via YouTube:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Trending via Discord:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Spotted on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Spotted on YouTube:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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