Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,547

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,547

Updated

Nov 27, 2025

Users Online

3,640

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Live now on Discord:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Breaking via Snapchat:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Just landed via YouTube:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Just landed via Twitch:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Just shared via Slack:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Shared recently on TikTok:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Home » Funny Late 90s Quotes

Funny late 90s quotes

New funny late 90s quotes 👇

All funny late 90s quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,547

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,547

Updated

Nov 27, 2025

Users Online

4,013

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Going bananas on X:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Just landed via Facebook:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Just shared via Twitch:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Making waves on YouTube:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Making waves on YouTube:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Spotted on Twitch:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴