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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I told ChatGPT about us.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Just landed via Slack:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Just shared via Twitch:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Trending via Pinterest:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Making waves on TikTok:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Reported on Pinterest:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Breaking via Threads:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Reported on Snapchat:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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