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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Spotted on YouTube:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Trending via Twitch:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Freshly posted on Slack:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Making waves on WeChat:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Reported on Telegram:

The future is buffering.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Making waves on WeChat:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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