Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of 'do what you love' – who knew it meant loving your bed so much you never want to leave? 🛌💤 Sounds like the ultimate work-from-bed dream job! 😂"
47 Funny leaving quotes
When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”
Commentary:
"Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"
My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"
Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
Commentary:
"Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"
Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.
Commentary:
Just waiting for someone to yell, "Bon voyage!" as I wave frantically at my laptop 😂🚢👋
My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.
Commentary:
When your favorite IT moment is Ctrl + Alt + Escape! 🚪😂💼
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
Commentary:
When your brain hits the eject button, love must be in the air! 😜💘🧠