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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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