Commentary:
"Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"
19 Funny life choices quotes
I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
Commentary:
"Talk about bad luck! 😂 Bet living in a palace beats dealing with capitalism any day. 🏰☀️ #FirstWorldProblems"
“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.
Commentary:
"Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
Commentary:
"Who needs wisdom teeth when you can have 'responsible decision-making' teeth instead? 🤪🦷 Imagine brushing with hindsight toothpaste every morning! 😜 #AdultingUpgrade"
You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.
Commentary:
"Ah, the quintessential adulting experience – aspiring for greatness but ending up as a professional napper instead. 💤 Dream big, folks! 💪😂"
I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir
Commentary:
📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
Commentary:
"Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"
There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
Commentary:
Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉
I should’ve existed as a tree.
Commentary:
Rooting for this kind of lifestyle 🌳😂! Life would be tree-mendously peaceful!