Funny life of crime quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"

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