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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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I’m saving myself for my vibrator.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Making waves on Slack:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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