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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Reported on Threads:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Going viral on Telegram:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Live now on Instagram:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Making waves on Slack:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Making waves on X:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Just landed via Twitch:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Just landed via YouTube:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Trending via WeChat:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Trending via YouTube:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Making waves on Discord:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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