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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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2 months ago

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29 shares on Messenger this month.
No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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5 months ago

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55 shares on Snapchat this month.

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61 shares on Facebook this month:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

37 shares on Threads this month:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Going viral on Instagram:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Trending via Instagram:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Spotted on TikTok:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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