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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

56 shares on Threads this month:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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