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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Have you ever β€œaccidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Happy new fear!

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I be like, β€œI needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Live now on Threads:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Going viral on TikTok:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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