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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Just landed via Reddit:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Seen just now on Messenger:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Spotted on Reddit:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Seen just now on Instagram:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Just shared via X:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Going viral on Messenger:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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13 shares on Messenger this month:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Going viral on Discord:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Freshly posted on X:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Seen just now on Twitch:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Going viral on Messenger:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Just shared via Slack:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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