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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Going viral on Instagram:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Spotted on Discord:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Live now on Pinterest:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

74 shares on Slack this month:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Just shared via TikTok:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Going bananas on Messenger:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Trending via WeChat:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Breaking via WeChat:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Trending via X:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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