Funny mile quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

  Commentary:
  "Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"

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