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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Just landed via X:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Spotted on Instagram:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Live now on Pinterest:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Making waves on YouTube:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Trending via Slack:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Just landed via Telegram:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Seen just now on Messenger:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Spotted on Instagram:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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