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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Making waves on Reddit:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Just landed via Facebook:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Seen just now on Telegram:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Just landed via YouTube:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Just shared via WeChat:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Making waves on Reddit:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Going viral on Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

69 shares on Discord this month:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The government even made aliens boring.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Freshly posted on X:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Just shared via WeChat:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Just landed via TikTok:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Breaking via TikTok:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Shared recently on TikTok:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Spotted on Discord:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Shared recently on X:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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