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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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