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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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