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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Shared recently on Reddit:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Just shared via Telegram:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Going viral on Discord:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Live now on WhatsApp:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Reported on WhatsApp:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Just shared via X:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Reported on Messenger:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Seen just now on Slack:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Live now on Pinterest:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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