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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Seen just now on X:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Just landed via Slack:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Going viral on WeChat:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Share →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! 🤫 Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? 🤔 Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! 🙊 Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! 🤣

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Making waves on Facebook:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Just landed via Instagram:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Trending via TikTok:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Just landed via Instagram:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Going viral on Messenger:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Making waves on X:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Live now on Messenger:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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