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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Just landed via Messenger:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Making waves on Instagram:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Just landed via Twitch:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Reported on Instagram:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Live now on Facebook:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Breaking via Threads:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Just shared via Twitch:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Just shared via Twitch:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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