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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Going viral on TikTok:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Making waves on Slack:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Going viral on Twitch:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Spotted on TikTok:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Just shared via YouTube:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Spotted on Threads:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Live now on WeChat:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Seen just now on Slack:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Trending via Threads:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Spotted on Twitch:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Just landed via Instagram:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Making waves on Discord:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Just shared via Slack:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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