Funny national quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the uproar if Mount Rushmore had burger-loving presidents instead! 🍔🇺🇸 It'd be the most American monument ever! Just picture it – Lincoln with a hotdog, Washington with a slice of apple pie, Jefferson with a mountain of fries, and Teddy Roosevelt chomping on a giant sandwich. Now that's a sight to behold! 😄 #FoodiePresidents"

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