Funny national quotes

• Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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• America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  4 days ago

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• I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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