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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Discord:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Trending via Snapchat:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Making waves on Telegram:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Live now on Slack:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Live now on Messenger:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Trending via YouTube:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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85 shares on Telegram this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

47 shares on X this month:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

50 shares on WeChat this month:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,480

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Making waves on X:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Just shared via Telegram:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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