Funny necklace quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

  Commentary:
  "Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

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