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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

We decided to have money instead of children.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Trending via Threads:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Breaking via Discord:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Spotted on Twitch:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Just shared via Slack:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Making waves on Reddit:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Just shared via Facebook:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Just landed via Messenger:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Just landed via Facebook:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Reported on X:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Funny necklace quotes

Funny necklace quotes bring a sparkle of humor 💎 and a dash of personality to your favorite accessory! Whether you’re gifting or treating yourself, these witty sayings add charm 😄 and make every neckline a conversation starter. Ready to shine with style and laughs? Let’s dive into the playful world of jewelry that speaks your vibe loud and clear! ✨💬

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6 months ago
Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Commentary:
"Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Shared recently on Discord:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Live now on Threads:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Trending via X:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Just landed via Threads:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Just landed via Telegram:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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