Funny New Jersey quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Love makes you do crazy things! Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"

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