Funny nine months quotes

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.