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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Just landed via Facebook:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Just shared via Messenger:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Funny noun quotes

Funny noun quotes bring a burst of laughter 😄 to everyday words, turning ordinary nouns into hilarious moments! Whether it’s objects, people, or places, these witty lines add a playful twist 🎉 that’ll brighten your day and spark joy. Ready to see language in a whole new light? Let’s dive into the quirkiest and most amusing takes on nouns that’ll have you smiling nonstop! 😂📚

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent someone who holds me.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

49 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

76 shares on WeChat this month:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The shitshow must go on.

Live now on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Breaking via Discord:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Making waves on Telegram:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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