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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Funny noun quotes

Funny noun quotes bring a burst of laughter 😄 to everyday words, turning ordinary nouns into hilarious moments! Whether it’s objects, people, or places, these witty lines add a playful twist 🎉 that’ll brighten your day and spark joy. Ready to see language in a whole new light? Let’s dive into the quirkiest and most amusing takes on nouns that’ll have you smiling nonstop! 😂📚

New funny noun quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Commentary:
"Move over ecosystems, welcome to the egosystems! 🌍 Where every conversation revolves around 'me, myself, and I' 🙄. Don't worry, there's plenty of mirrors for everyone! 🪞 #NarcissistLife"