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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Just shared via Threads:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

This sex could have been an email.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Spotted on Threads:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Funny obstacles quotes

Funny obstacles quotes bring a smile 😄 to those tricky moments life throws our way! When challenges feel like a never-ending maze 🌀, a little humor 🤪 can turn frustration into laughter. Ready to flip the script and find the funny side of setbacks? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’ll boost your mood and keep you rolling with the punches 🥊!

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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62 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

98 shares on Slack this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I disagree with my politics.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Spotted on Telegram:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Breaking via Facebook:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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