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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on WeChat:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

Breaking via YouTube:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Spotted on Facebook:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Being a little freak is my love language.

Just shared via TikTok:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Just landed via Facebook:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Trending via Slack:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Funny obstacles quotes

Funny obstacles quotes bring a smile 😄 to those tricky moments life throws our way! When challenges feel like a never-ending maze 🌀, a little humor 🤪 can turn frustration into laughter. Ready to flip the script and find the funny side of setbacks? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’ll boost your mood and keep you rolling with the punches 🥊!

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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66 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

13 shares on X this month:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

14 shares on YouTube this month:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

99 shares on X this month:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

66 shares on Instagram this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,637

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I’m running out of people I like.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Breaking via Discord:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Going viral on Instagram:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Trending via WeChat:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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