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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with β€œWelcome back everyone”?

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± has copied:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Seen just now on Threads:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Making waves on Reddit:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Shared recently on X:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Just shared via Messenger:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Just shared via WeChat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Going viral on YouTube:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has copied:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° has viewed:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has copied:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ has shared:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has shared:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being β€œin trouble”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My love language is being sent money.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Spotted on YouTube:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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