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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.