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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Going viral on Threads:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Live now on Pinterest:

Being strange is exhausting.

Trending via Threads:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Just landed via Telegram:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Just landed via X:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Breaking via YouTube:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Seen just now on Discord:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Reported on X:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Shared recently on X:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Live now on Reddit:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Just landed via Reddit:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Trending via Twitch:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Making waves on Twitch:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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