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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Live now on Threads:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Live now on Telegram:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Going viral on Facebook:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Just landed via Snapchat:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Seen just now on Discord:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Making waves on Facebook:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

85 shares on Discord this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

84 shares on Facebook this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,672

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Shared recently on Discord:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via Instagram:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Just shared via Threads:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Spotted on WeChat:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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