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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Reported on TikTok:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Making waves on TikTok:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Trending via TikTok:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Live now on YouTube:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Making waves on Discord:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Half princess, half menace.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Just shared via Telegram:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Spotted on Instagram:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Shared recently on Discord:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Reported on X:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Spotted on Threads:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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