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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Making waves on Discord:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Broadcasted on X:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Just landed via Instagram:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Seen just now on Discord:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Trending via Pinterest:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Just landed via TikTok:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Going bananas on X:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Just landed via Instagram:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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