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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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24 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Just shared via Telegram:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The government even made aliens boring.

Breaking via Discord:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Live now on WeChat:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Making waves on Telegram:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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