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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

You are the Monday of my life.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Just landed via Facebook:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Breaking via X:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Trending via Instagram:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Reported on Instagram:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Trending via Instagram:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Just shared via Discord:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Live now on Slack:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Spotted on Twitch:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Just landed via Slack:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Trending via Discord:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Live now on WeChat:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Going viral on Discord:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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