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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Trending via WeChat:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Live now on Messenger:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Broadcasted on Threads:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Trending via Discord:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Funny parenting struggles quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😂 to the chaotic world of raising tiny humans 👶🎢. From sleepless nights to endless messes, these witty lines capture every relatable moment with a wink 😉 and a smile 😄. If you’ve ever felt like parenting is a hilarious rollercoaster 🎢, get ready to laugh, nod, and maybe even share these gems with your fellow tired but loving moms and dads! 💪👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

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72 shares on Reddit this month:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

27 shares on Threads this month:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

96 shares on Discord this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Going viral on Messenger:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Just shared via Slack:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Making waves on Messenger:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Live now on Facebook:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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