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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,534

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Going viral on Instagram:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Making waves on YouTube:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Seen just now on X:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Just shared via Threads:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

17 shares on X this month:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

26 shares on Slack this month:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,345

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Making waves on TikTok:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Shared recently on Discord:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Going viral on Messenger:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Spotted on Slack:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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