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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Trending via Twitch:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Making waves on X:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Shared recently on Messenger:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I probably think this song is about me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Spotted on X:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Funny passionate quotes

Funny passionate quotes bring together laughter and fiery emotions in the most delightful way 😂🔥 Whether you’re feeling love, ambition, or just a spark of silliness, these witty lines ignite your day with humor and heart 💖✨ Get ready to smile, laugh out loud, and embrace your quirks with a dash of passion and a whole lot of fun! 🎉😄

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

48 shares on Threads this month:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

98 shares on Slack this month:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Just landed via TikTok:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Going viral on Messenger:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Seen just now on Threads:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Breaking via Twitch:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Spotted on YouTube:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Just shared via WeChat:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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