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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Going viral on Slack:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Breaking via Instagram:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Trending via Telegram:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Reported on Telegram:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Going viral on Twitch:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Trending via TikTok:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Making waves on Messenger:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Making waves on Messenger:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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