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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Funny passionate quotes

Funny passionate quotes bring together laughter and fiery emotions in the most delightful way 😂🔥 Whether you’re feeling love, ambition, or just a spark of silliness, these witty lines ignite your day with humor and heart 💖✨ Get ready to smile, laugh out loud, and embrace your quirks with a dash of passion and a whole lot of fun! 🎉😄

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65 shares on Telegram this month:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

29 shares on Threads this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Shared recently on Discord:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Breaking via Reddit:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Going viral on Reddit:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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