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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

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Jan 5, 2026

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Making waves on Discord:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Just shared via WeChat:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Making waves on Reddit:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Shared recently on WeChat:

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Just shared via Threads:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Trending via X:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Funny passionate quotes

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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49 shares on Messenger this month:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

64 shares on X this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,549

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Spotted on X:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Making waves on Threads:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Just shared via Twitch:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Making waves on Messenger:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Just shared via Discord:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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