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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Live now on Pinterest:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Trending via TikTok:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Trending via WeChat:

Being strange is exhausting.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

January: the Monday of months.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

24 shares on X this month:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

This sex could have been an email.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Shared recently on Twitch:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Spotted on Telegram:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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