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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Reported on YouTube:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Just landed via Twitch:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Funny peasants quotes bring a hilarious twist to medieval life 🏰😂 From royal mishaps to daily struggles, these witty lines capture the charm and chaos of the past 🌾🙈 Whether you’re a history buff or just love a good laugh, dive into these clever sayings that prove peasants had a sharp sense of humor too! 🎭🔥 Get ready to chuckle and see history from a whole new angle!

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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My life coach traded me.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Just shared via Slack:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Spotted on Twitch:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Reported on Slack:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Live now on X:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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