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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Reported on Instagram:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Just landed via Threads:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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