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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Just shared via X:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Breaking via Messenger:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Spotted on TikTok:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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