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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Just landed via Threads:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Live now on Twitch:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Going bananas on Slack:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Making waves on Threads:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Making waves on Slack:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Going viral on Facebook:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Spotted on Slack:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

18 shares on X this month:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Just landed via X:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Making waves on X:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Trending via Discord:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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