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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,228

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Live now on TikTok:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Breaking via X:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Making waves on Reddit:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Breaking via Messenger:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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24 shares on Slack this month:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

75 shares on Discord this month:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

37 shares on Discord this month:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,572

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Going viral on Discord:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Making waves on Slack:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Shared recently on Discord:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Just shared via Instagram:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Trending via Telegram:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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