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Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Going viral on WeChat:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Going viral on Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Trending via Telegram:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Going viral on Twitch:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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60 shares on TikTok this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

76 shares on Threads this month:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Just landed via X:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Trending via YouTube:

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Shared recently on Threads:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Trending via Snapchat:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Just landed via YouTube:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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