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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Spotted on X:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Funny ponytail quotes

Funny ponytail quotes are here to brighten your day and celebrate that trusty hairdo we all love 🐴✨ Whether you’re rocking a messy bun or a sleek high pony, these playful lines capture the magic and mischief of ponytail power 💁‍♀️💫 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a giggle with your besties while flaunting that fabulous flick of hair! 🎉🎀

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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103 shares on WeChat this month.
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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2 months ago

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56 shares on Facebook this month.

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91 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

35 shares on Slack this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Just landed via Twitch:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Breaking via Twitch:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Going bananas on Reddit:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Just landed via Discord:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Going viral on Facebook:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

Trending via Discord:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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