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Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Making waves on Threads:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Just shared via X:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Trending via Twitch:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Trending via Threads:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Trending via Snapchat:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Shared recently on TikTok:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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19 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

26 shares on Discord this month:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Just shared via Twitch:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Going bananas on Discord:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Trending via Snapchat:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Going bananas on Reddit:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Trending via YouTube:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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