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Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Just shared via Discord:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Trending via WeChat:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Shared recently on Facebook:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Just shared via Facebook:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

34 shares on Threads this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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17,766

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Trending via WeChat:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Seen just now on X:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Breaking via Telegram:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Going viral on TikTok:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Spotted on Reddit:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Just shared via Messenger:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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