Funny proverb quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

  Commentary:
  "When you snooze, you lose. But when you nappy, you're snappy! 😴😂 #SleepWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to decipher a Chinese proverb written in Chinese feels like unraveling a secret code without the decoder! 🤔🇨🇳 Maybe it's a profound wisdom about the benefits of ordering takeout instead of attempting DIY translations! 🥡😄 #LostinTranslation"

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