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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Spotted on YouTube:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Trending via Telegram:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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44 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

34 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

64 shares on Slack this month:

I like you because we hate the same people.

23 shares on Threads this month:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,506

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Making waves on Telegram:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Spotted on TikTok:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Just shared via Snapchat:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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